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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

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: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

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: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

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: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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: #Laughs Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years.

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: #Laughs After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough.

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: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly

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: #Laughs Running U.S.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

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: #Laughs There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George."George

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

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: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

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: #Laughs Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr.

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: #Laughs What's a man's worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.

: #Laughs A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

: #Laughs A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck wh

: #Laughs Q: What's a real mate?A: Someone who'll go into town, get two head jobs and gives you one?.when he returns.

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

: #Laughs Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years.

: #Laughs After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough.

: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly

: #Laughs Running U.S.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

: #Laughs What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

: #Laughs There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?" asked George."George

: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

: #Laughs |Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?

: #Laughs Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr.

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