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: #Laughs 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1.

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: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

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: #Laughs She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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: #Laughs Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog.

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: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

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: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

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: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

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: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

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: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

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: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

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: #Laughs |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

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: #Laughs If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs 58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1.

: #Laughs Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

: #Laughs She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog.

: #Laughs What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!

: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "It's a Wonderful Life." Right-Wing Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is "Die Hard."

: #Laughs |A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter.

: #Laughs |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

: #Laughs |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?

: #Laughs If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).

: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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