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: #Laughs Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!

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: #Laughs Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close.

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: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

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: #Laughs What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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: #Laughs The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike.

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

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: #Laughs Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

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: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

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: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

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: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

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: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

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: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

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: #Laughs What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.

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: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

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: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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: #Laughs Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!

: #Laughs Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close.

: #Laughs "Well, Mrs.

: #Laughs What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

: #Laughs What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

: #Laughs The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike.

: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

: #Laughs Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

: #Laughs What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal

: #Laughs A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!"The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!"Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it inhis bare arm

: #Laughs What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.

: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

: #Laughs There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar.

: #Laughs What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.

: #Laughs A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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