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: #Laughs The two put together have an IQ over 150.

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: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

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: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

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: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

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: #Laughs Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

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: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

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: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

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: #Laughs Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !

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: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who raised watermelons.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

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: #Laughs Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork

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: #Laughs The two put together have an IQ over 150.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.

: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

: #Laughs Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

: #Laughs What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure

: #Laughs Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !

: #Laughs If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

: #Laughs There was a farmer who raised watermelons.

: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman.

: #Laughs Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork

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