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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

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: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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: #Laughs When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !

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: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

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: #Laughs Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

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: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

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: #Laughs A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

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: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

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: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

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: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

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: #Laughs GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo, the school board in San Jose, Calif., has officially designated com

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: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

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: #Laughs Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

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: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain.

: #Laughs Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

: #Laughs When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !

: #Laughs A cleaning woman was applying for a new position.

: #Laughs Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

: #Laughs While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB?Darla raises her hand and says "I can, I can"The teacher replies, "OK, go ahead Darla..."Darla replies..."D-U-M-B"The teacher replies, "very

: #Laughs A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

: #Laughs A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural.

: #Laughs Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No".

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

: #Laughs For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becaus

: #Laughs GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo, the school board in San Jose, Calif., has officially designated com

: #Laughs A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and s

: #Laughs Do you want some help using the Internet, son? No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.

: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

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