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: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

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: #Laughs Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

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: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

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: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

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: #Laughs Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

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: #Laughs A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in the bar look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar.

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: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

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: #Laughs What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

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: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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: #Laughs An American was waiting on a London street corner.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

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: #Laughs Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

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: #Laughs What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

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: #Laughs Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say.

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: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

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: #Laughs What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

: #Laughs Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

: #Laughs My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We were watching CNN's Technology program they have on weekends, when a segment on Virtual Reality came on.Looking

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

: #Laughs What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

: #Laughs Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home

: #Laughs A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus CAN'T play' The people in the bar look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar.

: #Laughs A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

: #Laughs What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

: #Laughs What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

: #Laughs An American was waiting on a London street corner.

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.

: #Laughs Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

: #Laughs What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !

: #Laughs Why are men like commercials?You can't believe a word they say.

: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

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