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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

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: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

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: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard w

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: #Laughs There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.

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: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

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: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

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: #Laughs After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured.

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: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

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: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

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: #Laughs Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

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: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

: #Laughs I had my appendix removed.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard w

: #Laughs There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.

: #Laughs |Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."They had a pregnant lady stand up and say, "Oh, n

: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs So the elephant says to the naked man .

: #Laughs After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured.

: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

: #Laughs Two men died and went to Heaven.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

: #Laughs Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw out your computer.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

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