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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

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: #Laughs If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

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: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

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: #Laughs Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

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: #Laughs Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

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: #Laughs Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits.What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One's tryin to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...

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: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

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: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

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: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

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: #Laughs When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's on

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

: #Laughs If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

: #Laughs Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.

: #Laughs Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.

: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

: #Laughs Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

: #Laughs Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.

: #Laughs Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great.

: #Laughs Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

: #Laughs A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits.What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One's tryin to diet, and the other's dyin to try it...

: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

: #Laughs A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We don't serve strings"The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks

: #Laughs At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic."What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa.

: #Laughs When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's on

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