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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

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: #Laughs What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

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: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

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: #Laughs A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.

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: #Laughs One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors.

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: #Laughs What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much.

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: #Laughs |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.

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: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

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: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

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: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

: #Laughs What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women.Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman co

: #Laughs What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.

: #Laughs One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors.

: #Laughs What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much.

: #Laughs |The story of someone getting a haircut.Women's version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror.

: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !

: #Laughs A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.

: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.

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