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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

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: #Laughs "Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

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: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

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: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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: #Laughs A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students.

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: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp.

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free.

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: #Laughs A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean....

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: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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: #Laughs |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advanc

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: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

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: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

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: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.

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: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

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: #Laughs What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

: #Laughs "Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

: #Laughs A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students.

: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

: #Laughs An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp.

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free.

: #Laughs A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was something you hated to clean....

: #Laughs Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

: #Laughs |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow Controller to Delete ContentsACDP Allow Controller to Die PeacefullyACQT Advanc

: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!

: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY.

: #Laughs How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but the light bulb must want to change!

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