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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

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: #Laughs What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.

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: #Laughs A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him.

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

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: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

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: #Laughs An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

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: #Laughs How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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: #Laughs Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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: #Laughs A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.

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: #Laughs The story takes place in a Christian school.

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: #Laughs A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

: #Laughs What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.

: #Laughs A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him.

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

: #Laughs An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!

: #Laughs An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

: #Laughs A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown.

: #Laughs Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!

: #Laughs How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

: #Laughs Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

: #Laughs A LIGHTER LOOK AT MARRIAGE Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends.

: #Laughs The story takes place in a Christian school.

: #Laughs A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

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