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: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!

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: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

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: #Laughs In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

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: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

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: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

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: #Laughs |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

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: #Laughs |I've sure gotten old.

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: #Laughs Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

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: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

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: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

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: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

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: #Laughs What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

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: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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: #Laughs I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage.

: #Laughs Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!

: #Laughs A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

: #Laughs In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.

: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

: #Laughs |"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes.""Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish.""Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

: #Laughs |What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.

: #Laughs |I've sure gotten old.

: #Laughs Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !

: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

: #Laughs What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

: #Laughs |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me

: #Laughs What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

: #Laughs Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

: #Laughs Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

: #Laughs Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

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