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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail waggi

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: #Laughs Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

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: #Laughs Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

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: #Laughs A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms."Now, class.

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: #Laughs What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!

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: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

: #Laughs Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs Why Dogs don't surf the web...Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.Involuntary tail waggi

: #Laughs Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

: #Laughs A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

: #Laughs What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A morris dancer !

: #Laughs Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

: #Laughs A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms."Now, class.

: #Laughs What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!

: #Laughs Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

: #Laughs Little Johnny catches his parents going at it.

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