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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

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: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

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: #Laughs Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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: #Laughs |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

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: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

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: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

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: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

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: #Laughs Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1.

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: #Laughs A doctor walked into a bank.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

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: #Laughs Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a0 bet on the side.

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: #Laughs How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

: #Laughs if at first you dont succeed...buy her another drink

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do.

: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.

: #Laughs Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."The teacher says, "Very good.

: #Laughs Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

: #Laughs |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

: #Laughs What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.

: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

: #Laughs Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1.

: #Laughs A doctor walked into a bank.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.

: #Laughs Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a0 bet on the side.

: #Laughs How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

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