Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special g

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

: #Laughs The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried.

: #Laughs yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

: #Laughs My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? "Make me one with everything."

: #Laughs A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all.

: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize.Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

: #Laughs SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

: #Laughs How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

: #Laughs |A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special g

: #Laughs |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

: #Laughs |Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley called out several times, "Enough!" As Casey paid

: #Laughs Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.INTERVIEWER: " So, General Reinwald, what

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme