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: #Laughs |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

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: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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: #Laughs There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

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: #Laughs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

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: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

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: #Laughs yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

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: #Laughs How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs "Haul a Yugo.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

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: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

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: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

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: #Laughs Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed."Being quick on the uptake

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: #Laughs What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !

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: #Laughs |Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

: #Laughs There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.

: #Laughs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

: #Laughs A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

: #Laughs yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

: #Laughs How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs "Haul a Yugo.

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each ot

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!

: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

: #Laughs A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she's wearing earphones connected to her walkman.She tells the hair stylist to cut her hair but NOT to take off her earphones.

: #Laughs Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed."Being quick on the uptake

: #Laughs What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !

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