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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

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: #Laughs |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

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: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a.

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: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

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: #Laughs A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarca

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

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: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

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: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

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: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

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: #Laughs Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

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: #Laughs Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

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: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!

: #Laughs |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

: #Laughs What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a.

: #Laughs At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

: #Laughs A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarca

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

: #Laughs A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

: #Laughs A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show.

: #Laughs Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't do!

: #Laughs Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

: #Laughs What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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