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: #Laughs |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only
: #Laughs So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting.
: #Laughs Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!
: #Laughs |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir.
: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
: #Laughs Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."
: #Laughs A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious gardener he is, tosses the snail across the road, into a field, away from his property.Ten years go by, and one day th
: #Laughs The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!
: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office.
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