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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

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: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

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: #Laughs A man walks along a lonely beach.

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: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

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: #Laughs To: All Male U.S.

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: #Laughs Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine.

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: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

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: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

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: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

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: #Laughs Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.

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: #Laughs A man walked into a bar and guess what he said.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to th

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: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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: #Laughs How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

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: #Laughs Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

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: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

: #Laughs Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

: #Laughs A man walks along a lonely beach.

: #Laughs A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class.

: #Laughs To: All Male U.S.

: #Laughs Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine.

: #Laughs Two GI's in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit."I can't go in here" he says" It's really going to stink""There's another trench over there" says the other."I'll cover you with the M60....

: #Laughs A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes.In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

: #Laughs Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, still I sat there, doing spreadsheets.

: #Laughs A man walked into a bar and guess what he said.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to th

: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

: #Laughs How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

: #Laughs Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy

: #Laughs Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

: #Laughs Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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