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: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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: #Laughs Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!

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: #Laughs Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.There are numerous differe

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: #Laughs Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.

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: #Laughs Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

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: #Laughs The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Sectio

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course.

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: #Laughs How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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: #Laughs An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher.

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

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: #Laughs Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

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: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

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: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

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: #Laughs The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

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: #Laughs |Paddy was an inveterate drunkard.

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: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

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: #Laughs Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

: #Laughs Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!

: #Laughs Ebonics Version of Windows '98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows 98, titled "It be a fresh Window." It has been leaked to several suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting users.There are numerous differe

: #Laughs Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.

: #Laughs Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Sectio

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course.

: #Laughs How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

: #Laughs An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher.

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

: #Laughs Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar.

: #Laughs Man walks into the Doctors office.

: #Laughs Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

: #Laughs The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

: #Laughs |Paddy was an inveterate drunkard.

: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

: #Laughs Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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