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: #Laughs How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife.

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: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

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: #Laughs Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.

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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

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: #Laughs |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Compl

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: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

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: #Laughs You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.* At least on

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !

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: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

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: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

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: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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: #Laughs How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife.

: #Laughs A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan.

: #Laughs There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a bigbundle of wire."Hey kid!" the farmer says.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.

: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

: #Laughs |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Compl

: #Laughs What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

: #Laughs You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.* At least on

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !

: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?"Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

: #Laughs A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

: #Laughs A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in.

: #Laughs What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.

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