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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

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: #Laughs What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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: #Laughs How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1.

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: #Laughs Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie.

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

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: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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: #Laughs A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

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: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

: #Laughs What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

: #Laughs How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1.

: #Laughs Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie.

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

: #Laughs Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

: #Laughs A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

: #Laughs A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

: #Laughs Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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