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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

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: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

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: #Laughs Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

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: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

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: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

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: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

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: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

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: #Laughs A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

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: #Laughs In Alaska's National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife,

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: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

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: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

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: #Laughs Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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: #Laughs What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

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: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

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: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

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: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

: #Laughs Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

: #Laughs David received a parrot for his birthday.

: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

: #Laughs How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

: #Laughs A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

: #Laughs In Alaska's National Forests, a tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hiking in grizzly bear territory: "Most bear encounters occur when hikers, being extra quiet along the trails in hopes of viewing wildlife,

: #Laughs A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination.

: #Laughs A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians.

: #Laughs Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber.

: #Laughs What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.

: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

: #Laughs Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them a memo describing why we were having problems with diskette failures.

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