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: #Laughs A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and

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: #Laughs Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.

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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

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: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

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: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

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: #Laughs On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day.

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

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: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.

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: #Laughs POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are eight cesarean section- a district in Rome colic- a sheep dog congenital - friendly dilate

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: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

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: #Laughs This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.

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: #Laughs A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and

: #Laughs Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general."You simpleton!" the officer barked.

: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo.

: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

: #Laughs True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days.

: #Laughs On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.

: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

: #Laughs Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

: #Laughs Two cannibals meet one day.

: #Laughs This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate.H

: #Laughs One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door.

: #Laughs POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you do when the patient dies beneign - what you are after you are eight cesarean section- a district in Rome colic- a sheep dog congenital - friendly dilate

: #Laughs Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny.

: #Laughs This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.

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