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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.

: #Laughs 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear, what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'

: #Laughs A Guide to Love and Sex for VirginsAs a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have manyquestions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x.

: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

: #Laughs Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too.

: #Laughs Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

: #Laughs A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies", I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass".The bar

: #Laughs Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar".

: #Laughs Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

: #Laughs Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.
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