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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer.

: #Laughs Why don't Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't march.Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and

: #Laughs A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness.
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