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: #Laughs The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

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: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

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: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

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: #Laughs The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

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: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

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: #Laughs Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1.

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: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

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: #Laughs A mortician was working late one night.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.

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: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

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: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

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: #Laughs There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving.

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: #Laughs The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

: #Laughs James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed to end it and get divorced.

: #Laughs What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.

: #Laughs What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

: #Laughs The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

: #Laughs |Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.

: #Laughs Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain't Prince Charming!! (and added comments)1.

: #Laughs How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

: #Laughs A mortician was working late one night.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.

: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!

: #Laughs There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving.

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