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: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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: #Laughs Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children.

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: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

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: #Laughs It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete's performance.

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: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

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: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

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: #Laughs What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

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: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

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: #Laughs I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

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: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

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: #Laughs A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on.

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: #Laughs An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

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: #Laughs When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

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: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

: #Laughs Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children.

: #Laughs FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

: #Laughs It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete's performance.

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

: #Laughs |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

: #Laughs What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!

: #Laughs A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain."I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman."Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, "I would like to

: #Laughs I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.

: #Laughs A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on.

: #Laughs An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding.

: #Laughs When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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