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: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

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: #Laughs Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...

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: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

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: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

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: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

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: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

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: #Laughs Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

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: #Laughs "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good.

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: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California W

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: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

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: #Laughs Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

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: #Laughs How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

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: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

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: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

: #Laughs Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...

: #Laughs Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

: #Laughs |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence."You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer."All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."

: #Laughs "I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father.

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

: #Laughs "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good.

: #Laughs Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California W

: #Laughs Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!

: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

: #Laughs Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish.

: #Laughs How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

: #Laughs At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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