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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

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: #Laughs After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother..............................

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: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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: #Laughs Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy,

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: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

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: #Laughs A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby.

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: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

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: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

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: #Laughs A man was walking across the road when he had an accident.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

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: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

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: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

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: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

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: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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: #Laughs |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

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: #Laughs It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

: #Laughs After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother..............................

: #Laughs In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woman.Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

: #Laughs Adam: "You are what you eat." Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother." Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'." Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water." Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land." Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy,

: #Laughs Confucious say......woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam....man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts....man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off....boy who lay girl on hill, not on level....man who lose key to girlfriend ap

: #Laughs A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby.

: #Laughs |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

: #Laughs A man was walking across the road when he had an accident.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

: #Laughs A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby.

: #Laughs "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver.

: #Laughs |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!

: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

: #Laughs |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

: #Laughs |Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids wou

: #Laughs It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

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