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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled."How can I?" she shot back.

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: #Laughs When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.

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: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

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: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

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: #Laughs What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

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: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

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: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

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: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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: #Laughs What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

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: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

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: #Laughs A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat.

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: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

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: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life."You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled."How can I?" she shot back.

: #Laughs When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.

: #Laughs The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to three of them.

: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

: #Laughs What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !

: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

: #Laughs When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'!

: #Laughs Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

: #Laughs What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

: #Laughs What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

: #Laughs A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces.

: #Laughs A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat.

: #Laughs What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

: #Laughs A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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