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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

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: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

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: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

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: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

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: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

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: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

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: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

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: #Laughs What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

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: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

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: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

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: #Laughs If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier.

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: #Laughs Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

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: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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: #Laughs How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !

: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

: #Laughs A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No.

: #Laughs God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

: #Laughs A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?" The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

: #Laughs What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.

: #Laughs What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

: #Laughs A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you take your finger out?"

: #Laughs Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving.

: #Laughs If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier.

: #Laughs Guyness QuizTake This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient1.

: #Laughs Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

: #Laughs A fire chief died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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