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: #Laughs A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood.

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: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

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: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

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: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

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: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

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: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

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: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

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: #Laughs What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

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: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories.

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: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

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: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

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: #Laughs Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion.

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: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

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: #Laughs How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

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: #Laughs Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home.

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

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: #Laughs A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.

: #Laughs Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

: #Laughs What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

: #Laughs Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby and shopworn and in need of repair.He goes outside to the line of people waiting to come "in" and asks "ARE THERE ANY CONTRACTOR

: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

: #Laughs The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as th

: #Laughs A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.

: #Laughs What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

: #Laughs A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories.

: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

: #Laughs Age WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35 48 48 66 66

: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

: #Laughs Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion.

: #Laughs Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

: #Laughs How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

: #Laughs Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home.

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs Two hookers were on a street corner.

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