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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

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: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

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: #Laughs An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

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: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

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: #Laughs How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

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: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

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: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

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: #Laughs A doctor rushed out of his study room.

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: #Laughs Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.

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: #Laughs Rabbit's Ph.D.

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: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

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: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

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: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation.

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: #Laughs |The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

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: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, I've finished.

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: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! Knock Knock Who's there? Abe! Abe who? Abe C D E F G H...! Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia

: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

: #Laughs An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

: #Laughs How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

: #Laughs Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.

: #Laughs An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.

: #Laughs A doctor rushed out of his study room.

: #Laughs Eugene d'Albert (noted German composer) was married six times.

: #Laughs Rabbit's Ph.D.

: #Laughs A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"

: #Laughs Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!

: #Laughs |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation.

: #Laughs |The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

: #Laughs Little monster: Mom, I've finished.

: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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