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: #Laughs A Border Patrol agent is on duty.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

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: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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: #Laughs Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries.

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: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

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: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

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: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

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: #Laughs The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy" and Mickey said, "I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

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: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

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: #Laughs There are two guys walking in front of a large church.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

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: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

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: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

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: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

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: #Laughs A Border Patrol agent is on duty.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

: #Laughs PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer D

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

: #Laughs Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries.

: #Laughs A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.

: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?She thought and answered.."is it on or off?"

: #Laughs The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy" and Mickey said, "I didnt say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

: #Laughs A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

: #Laughs There are two guys walking in front of a large church.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

: #Laughs Did you know there are serial number on condoms.........No?.I guess you didn't roll them down far enough.

: #Laughs A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !

: #Laughs Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou

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