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: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

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: #Laughs Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

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: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

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: #Laughs What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

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: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

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: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

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: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

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: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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: #Laughs What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

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: #Laughs If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar.

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: #Laughs |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

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: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

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: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

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: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

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: #Laughs Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?How come there aren't B

: #Laughs Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

: #Laughs Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

: #Laughs What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!

: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

: #Laughs Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

: #Laughs What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

: #Laughs What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

: #Laughs If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar.

: #Laughs |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

: #Laughs Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you?" Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work.

: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds.

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