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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

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: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

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: #Laughs At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious.

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: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

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: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

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: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

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: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

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: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

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: #Laughs The teacher was furious with her son.

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: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

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: #Laughs While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom.

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: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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: #Laughs |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise...

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: #Laughs A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

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: #Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"The mother

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?

: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

: #Laughs At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious.

: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

: #Laughs How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.

: #Laughs Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

: #Laughs Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her.

: #Laughs The teacher was furious with her son.

: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

: #Laughs While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom.

: #Laughs The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

: #Laughs |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise...

: #Laughs A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

: #Laughs The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

: #Laughs A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!"The mother

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