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: #Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

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: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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: #Laughs What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!

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: #Laughs A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat.

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: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

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: #Laughs Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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: #Laughs THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"THE MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"THE INTERIOR DE

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: #Laughs A is for Arteries.

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: #Laughs Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job.

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: #Laughs THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

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: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

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: #Laughs "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker ope

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: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

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: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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: #Laughs |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.

: #Laughs Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?".

: #Laughs Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

: #Laughs What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!

: #Laughs A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat.

: #Laughs An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy.

: #Laughs Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

: #Laughs THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR DRESSER because he says "Do you want them teased or blown?"THE MILKMAN because he says "Do you want it in the back or in the front?"THE INTERIOR DE

: #Laughs A is for Arteries.

: #Laughs Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job.

: #Laughs THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY....

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

: #Laughs Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them."The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk ab

: #Laughs "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker ope

: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

: #Laughs A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.

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