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: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

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: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

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: #Laughs LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there

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: #Laughs |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's bear

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: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

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: #Laughs A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son.

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: #Laughs Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

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: #Laughs Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!

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: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.

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: #Laughs Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

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: #Laughs |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting in the electric chair.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

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: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

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: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!

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: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

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: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - "Stop fucking her down there!""What's the matter with

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: #Laughs What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.

: #Laughs Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

: #Laughs AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.- Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding? Not if you are the groom.- When dancing, never remove undergarments; no matter how

: #Laughs Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

: #Laughs LIFE UNDER THE SEAWhat is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there

: #Laughs |(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking,Unaware time is ticking,There's bear

: #Laughs A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find.

: #Laughs A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son.

: #Laughs Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.

: #Laughs Why can't a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!

: #Laughs What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.

: #Laughs Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!

: #Laughs |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp.

: #Laughs A man was sitting in the electric chair.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

: #Laughs YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!

: #Laughs A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week.

: #Laughs A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile.One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - "Stop fucking her down there!""What's the matter with

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