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: #Laughs Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes.

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: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

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: #Laughs And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head.

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: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

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: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs Reasons why it's great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

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: #Laughs The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.The Wet Poo- You wipe

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: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

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: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

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: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

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: #Laughs We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

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: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

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: #Laughs Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes.

: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

: #Laughs A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and read's: Dear Wife (that's whathe called her) I am 54 and by the time you receive thisletter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautifuland sexy 18 year old secretary.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down.

: #Laughs And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head.

: #Laughs Jane was a first time contestant on the ,000 quiz show.

: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

: #Laughs Reasons why it's great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in a job interview.

: #Laughs How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

: #Laughs The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.The Wet Poo- You wipe

: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

: #Laughs |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

: #Laughs A butcher is working, and really busy.

: #Laughs We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it.

: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !

: #Laughs |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Support: "What sort of trouble?" Customer: "Well, I was just typing along,

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