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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

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: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

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: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

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: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

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: #Laughs The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor.

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: #Laughs One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.

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: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

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: #Laughs A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name them without him seeing them first.

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: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

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: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

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: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

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: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

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: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

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: #Laughs here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer.

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

: #Laughs A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding.

: #Laughs What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

: #Laughs Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

: #Laughs A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam.

: #Laughs The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor.

: #Laughs One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.

: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!

: #Laughs A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name them without him seeing them first.

: #Laughs Martha Stewart vs Me...Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

: #Laughs This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed by, she asked one girl what the lineup was for.

: #Laughs A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.

: #Laughs "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

: #Laughs Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

: #Laughs here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer.

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