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: #Laughs As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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: #Laughs What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rat

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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

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: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

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: #Laughs Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !

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: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

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: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

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: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

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: #Laughs There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

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: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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: #Laughs If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.

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: #Laughs State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray

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: #Laughs An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18.

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: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

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: #Laughs As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

: #Laughs What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

: #Laughs What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rat

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

: #Laughs Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? Pupil: Mistakes !

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

: #Laughs Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

: #Laughs A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business.

: #Laughs There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.

: #Laughs What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

: #Laughs If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack.

: #Laughs State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray

: #Laughs An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18.

: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

: #Laughs Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.Yo' Mama is so old, she went to

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