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: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

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: #Laughs What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

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: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

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: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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: #Laughs IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.

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: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

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: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

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: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

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: #Laughs -I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up-she had to go to Sea World

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: #Laughs Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.

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: #Laughs Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

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: #Laughs What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

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: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies,

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: #Laughs Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It's called, "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy."

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

: #Laughs What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !

: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

: #Laughs IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.

: #Laughs Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

: #Laughs -I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:-she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.-when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up-she had to go to Sea World

: #Laughs Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.

: #Laughs Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

: #Laughs Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unmarked million dollar bills.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo

: #Laughs What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

: #Laughs It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers."After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: "How will that help?"

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies,

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