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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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: #Laughs * I'm out of estrogen.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

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: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

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: #Laughs Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ...

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: #Laughs A woman's husband has died.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

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: #Laughs What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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: #Laughs What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

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: #Laughs Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

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: #Laughs How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-

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: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

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: #Laughs A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional.

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: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

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: #Laughs George W.

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: #Laughs Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

: #Laughs * I'm out of estrogen.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

: #Laughs There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around.

: #Laughs "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

: #Laughs Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

: #Laughs Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ...

: #Laughs A woman's husband has died.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

: #Laughs What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.

: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

: #Laughs What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!

: #Laughs Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

: #Laughs How do blonde's braincells die??-Alone-

: #Laughs What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

: #Laughs 50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...

: #Laughs A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional.

: #Laughs The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny.

: #Laughs George W.

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