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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

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: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

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: #Laughs The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore.

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: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

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: #Laughs |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ...

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: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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: #Laughs A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker.

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: #Laughs Diary EntriesAUG.

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: #Laughs |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

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: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

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: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

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: #Laughs How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

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: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee....

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: #Laughs Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

: #Laughs Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.

: #Laughs The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore.

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ...

: #Laughs How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

: #Laughs A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker.

: #Laughs Diary EntriesAUG.

: #Laughs |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.

: #Laughs Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!

: #Laughs PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.

: #Laughs What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

: #Laughs How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !

: #Laughs What's the Arkansas state motto?If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee....

: #Laughs Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.

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