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: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

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: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

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: #Laughs Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that.

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: #Laughs Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

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: #Laughs Night.

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: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

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: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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: #Laughs A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

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: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

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: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

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: #Laughs Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

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: #Laughs Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

: #Laughs "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.." "But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"

: #Laughs Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that.

: #Laughs Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.

: #Laughs What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !

: #Laughs Night.

: #Laughs |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.Doctor: You have cancer, I es

: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

: #Laughs A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs.

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

: #Laughs Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

: #Laughs Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.

: #Laughs Names to Use in Prank Calls Hugh G.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

: #Laughs What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

: #Laughs 1.

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