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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

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: #Laughs Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.

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: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."

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: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

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: #Laughs A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

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: #Laughs A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

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: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

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: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

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: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

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: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me.

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: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

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: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

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: #Laughs A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner.

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: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies."Three knots? What's that mean?""You're not hard, you're not in,and you're not getting your money back."

: #Laughs Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City.

: #Laughs Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."

: #Laughs Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

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: #Laughs A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replie

: #Laughs A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man.

: #Laughs A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

: #Laughs What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an American student and an English student ? About 3000 miles !

: #Laughs What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

: #Laughs A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me.

: #Laughs What food best describes a man? Jerky

: #Laughs |Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

: #Laughs A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner.

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