Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Gena is such a good wife.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

: #Laughs Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both hands, looks around for admiration, and sometimes ends up pissing on the floor and onto his shoes.Cross-eyed: Looks

: #Laughs Gena is such a good wife.

: #Laughs What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.

: #Laughs A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

: #Laughs When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

: #Laughs |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender runnin

: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

: #Laughs The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome.

: #Laughs |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting.

: #Laughs A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house.

: #Laughs John receives a phone call.

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.

: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

: #Laughs Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!"

: #Laughs A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme