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: #Laughs |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring.

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

: #Laughs Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!

: #Laughs A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman.

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get absolved of all of their sins.

: #Laughs What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

: #Laughs What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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