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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

: #Laughs To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

: #Laughs As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid.

: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'
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